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[–] Astrophage@lemy.lol 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I bet we can tie a lot of his actions to the boob tube schedule

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[–] Binky@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dementia Donnie should not be running this country.

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[–] randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This man has no brain. There's a deranged parrot in there...

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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Wasn't that place at least as famous for successful escapes as it was for being a tough and scary place of punishment? If you're whole bag is turning back the clock to a time you thought was tougher, more punitive and therefore somehow more effective at deterrence and your decisions are more cultural than rational; shouldn't you pick somewhere not famous specifically for failing at it's entire purpose of existence?

[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Is he reopening Jurassic Park? 🤭

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

This just reinforces my theory that he saw Canadian Bacon at some point last summer.

thank god he didn't watch the rock on hbo

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I propose a movie about dinosaurs released in San Diego.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or the movie about "the bus that couldn't stop"

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For some reason I read that as auschwitz.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah that’ll keep government spending down.

( /s, obviously)

He doesn't want it rebuilt or modernized in any way. The more medieval the better. A spot to dump undesirables and forget them.

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Unrelated but his stupid ass grin pmo so fucking much. Like Nigel Farage's but worse.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Trump announces a new King's decree that toilets shall now be 75% larger after trying to fit his fat fucking ass on a regular toilet.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He didn't announce it reopening, he said he wanted it to be reopened. Shit headline.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sundowning…

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