I bite my thumb at you.
this post was submitted on 03 May 2026
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YES.
I bite my thumb, but not at thee. Yet! I do bite my thumb!
"you're the sharpest bulb in the chandelier" is my personal favorite
He only has two tools and they are both screwdrivers
Replace screwdrivers with hammers and you get a description of Jeremy Clarkson.
You don't have the sense God gave a popsicle
A waste of space
Donkey meat is not transparent, get out of the way! I'm watching!
You two make quite the wit.
You've got more teeth than braincells
You haven't got two braincells to rub together
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.
You are amazing, all the self control of Donald Trump with the charismatic charm of Mark Zuckerburg.
You should be paying for the Oxygen. Yes, that Oxygen.
Yoghurt cock