Mostly Temu and Amazon overstock and returns. 50/50 chance that's been in someone's butt.
How come my thrift stores never have the good stuff
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2026
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OP got there first.
So how much did you end up paying?
$1
Shah, as if, and fox tails will fly out of my butt!
Hey op I know who lost their butt accessory
50/50 chance that's been in someone's butt.
You could charge so much more if it were the right 50.
There's a 1 in #2 chance!
100% if the factory does quality assurance
Taste test to be sure
I should hope so! It would be a shame if it hadn't been used for the purpose it was designed for...
I showed this to my wife and ended up trying to explain to her why some people enjoy anal. She still doesn't get it. Apparently she doesn't even get the eargasms from cleaning her ears with a q-tip, so i have nothing to compare it to for her
Tell her that the walls of the anus are shared with the walls of the vagina, and dependent on physiology, the nerve endings are more easily stimulated from the anal side. The shorter the distance from the anus to the bottom of the vagina, the more likely a woman is to have pleasure from anal sex.
I mean, that was what I wanted to do first, but that's like describing what it feels to appreciate a painting to a full-blind person by describing how the cornea works. And sex isn’t just about the insertion, it's a conversation in body language, informed by the context of the relationship and colored by taboos that inform preferences and boundaries. How am I supposed to explain that? Especially since I don't enjoy anal myself, either giving or receiving.
I'm grateful my wife loves learning of the breadth of human experience almost as much as I do lol
Oops! Sorry didn’t realize I had misplaced that!!
I'd only pass because it looks too small to stay inserted.
Nice cat toy.
That’s disgusting. Who donates an empty blister pack?!
Not gonna lie, that looks like a fun time.
Interesting handle on that citrus reamer.
60/40 it’s been in two butts
It only gets better and better.
Hello 911 I'm a wolf now
^_^. Beware