There's tunnels under that school. Undersea tunnels all the way to Miami.
Futterbinger
Yeah I figured it was just written by somebody unfamiliar with the region. I just wanted to point out that while baraboo is in a fairly rural area it isn't isolated like some readers might imagine. These things are happening much closer to "normal society" than one might expect.
You see, Baraboo -a small town with a population of around 12,000 and a 88% white population, nestled on the Canadian/American border...
Baraboo is like 400 miles (640km) from the Canadian border by road. Wisconsin doesn't even share a border with Canada. Even on lake Superior Wisconsin's waterways are encapsulated by Minnesota and Michigan's waterways.
A better geographic reference is only a stones throw from Baraboo: extremely popular Midwestern tourist destination, Wisconsin Dells.
4'33" on repeat.