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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' (www.irishstar.com)
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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 36 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Any penis can be detachable if you put in the work. Detachable Peeenis

/seriously though, wtf

[–] austinfloyd@ttrpg.network 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was not expecting a King Missile reference in 2026. Thank you.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Take shit from work. Seriously, tho.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Why buy a personal computer or word processor?

...they asked in 1987, when word processor didn't necessarily mean a piece of software

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Wait, that sentence has been said before? 🫪

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think the implication in the song is that it was detachable more than once.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago

Reattachable penis

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Łook who didn't pay attention at the glue factory

It was me

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey, this isn't the YMCA

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Listen here young man

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 months ago

There's no need to feel down !

[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Username checks out