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Behold the future of programming (lemmy.ml)

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[–] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The C-suite people got rich by (to be a little reductionist about it) telling other people what to do, and they can't imagine that everyone else wouldn't leap at the chance to do the same.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Most of them got rich by being born. Telling people what to do is just a fun pastime for them.