this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2026
324 points (99.1% liked)

Not The Onion

22087 readers
1645 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe you're old and dumb, not jaded

Just another symptom of America's widening education gap; a lot of school districts can't afford high-quality AI sex bots to teach critical thinking.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We're fucked but so are they.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

There are no lawa against robots, Batman!