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A bidet, you should buy a bidet.
And use a calculator ffs it comes free with whatever device you’re using to ask a chatbot.
People have to know how to create the math problem then. Schools are really falling down here
It's funny how often these are the same people that complained about math word problems and extracting formulae out of them in school.
How do I type the prompt on the calculator?? I can only type numbers???
Heehee you can type words, like
8008135
:D
I think you mean 5318008
Oh, I was holding it upside down!
(Lol yes you're right XD)
😏
Skill issue. People genuinly don'tknow how to use their phone properly
You can also get a travel bidet, if you can't permanently install one, or just want to try it out. It's basically just a squeeze bottle with a nozzle...
Standing in the shower and spreading your asscheeks is still free
Sure, I guess, for trying out what a bidet would be like, you can do that.
For more regular usage, though, when you can't install a proper bidet, I would recommend investing the 10-20 bucks for a travel bidet. It's a lot easier/quicker, when the splash water goes straight into the toilet and you don't have to completely take off your pants+socks...
I have wondered what the math of a bidet is. Decent ones cost a few hundred bucks. When does the TP saving win out? How long do bidets last?
The feeling of a freshly-washed anus is priceless
i want that on my epitaph
There are cheap ones that just connect to the water line between your toilet and the tank and they're like 20 bucks and they'll last you a couple years.
It takes a little getting used to the cold water spray, but I mean if you're that desperate that you're calculating the 30 cent difference per roll, then it might be worth the investment.
I've had mine since 2020 and it cost like $40.
Zero frills. Still $40 apparently.
https://luxebidet.com/products/neo-120
I've got the same one. It's lasted several years at this point. Aiming is a bit of a pain, but it does the job.
Personally I started using like. 75% less TP once I got a bidet. Combined with spending $30 on the bidet itself, that's easy savings.
You can get a cheap one for like $25-50 and install it yourself (pretty easy, not actual plumbing, just screwing and unscrewing a few things) and they're fine. The more expensive ones have heated water, but you don't need that. I eventually sprang for a "nicer" one, but now I feel that was unnecessary. Maybe I'm a freak, but I prefer the cold water anyway.
Honestly bidets are super fancy but you could just go with a "bum gun." Little gentle water sprayer you attach to your toilet line and voila. Got mine for like $20-$30 or something.
Quite incredible. So much that I'm miffed this isn't a standard expected thing on toilets.
Used bottle with water.
Bidet to you, sir.