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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (18 children)

It can result in higher rates of herpes in some communities though.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 6 points 5 days ago (17 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (8 children)
[–] meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is it really too much to ask that jewish leaders with herpes not put their mouths on chilren's penises after cutting them? Wow.

Maybe we're just making mountains out of mohels though.

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