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IT security is like that. It's really boring until it isn't.
Make note of the Crowdstrike update schedule, and book holidays immediately afterwards
If you do your job right, nobody will know you did anything at all.
Prod operator is like that too. Every delivery have zero issue why do we even pay you. So I took 1 month holiday without my computer, they lost 2 clients :/ because they knew nobody would check there tests book since I wasn't here. They managed to let test Iban hard coded they sent all the salaries of a company to another and only noticed 5-7 days laters... They are still trying to get the monney back.. This was a one man company and they can't reach the guy, it seem that he emptied his accounts than disapeared... They fucking Dev even tried to tell my manager that was my fault because I was on holiday...
And management will subsequently ask you why your position shouldn't be terminated, as you're clearly not contributing anything.
"Why is your finger in that dam? You're clearly just standing there doing nothing."
The good(ish) news is that black hats are very skilled at their jobs. IT Security more often needs to justify their fuck-ups than their excessive competency.
They don't ask in the year of our lord.
Fine. They'll have AI measure productivity and ask it to defend your position instead.
Luckily I report directly to the CISO.