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As an actual human who uses em dashes
or usually, two or three hyphens that turn into an em dash in Markdown
I feel personally attacked.
Microsoft Word also appears to autocorrect dashes into em-dashes. I'm not sure it's because of copilot since I noticed around 2024, but a bunch of documents I use at work, drafted/revised in 2021, are full of them.
Word has been doing that for decades and I've always hated it and turned it off
I will usually just use one (1) hyphen for that purpose - in the much same way that I will use "..." instead of “...” - because I like to upset typography nerds.
Have you tried using the dedicated triple dot character (…) instead of three separate dots (...)? It's a life changer
They said they do it to ‘upset typography nerds’ — likely they tried…
I'm upset now
aren't those regular dashes? em dashes seem just a bit longer
N dashes. They are as wide as an n. M dashes are as wide as an m.
But what is em?
Em means the letter M. That's what it's called. Historically, M in a font was equally as wide as it was tall, so it's used to refer to the font size.
It's a width same as point size of a font: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Em_(typography)
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Same, but I'm unlikely to use them in comments
Bless your — illiterate — heart.
Sure. You can totally avoid them. Just by using very basic sentences. The same is true for a lot of puctuation.
But that doesn't make your sentences planned better but is simply a sign of limiting yourself by avoiding any complexity.
Confidently incorrect. Read a book now and then.
Read a book ✨
No.
What does this say about how LLMs plan their sentences?