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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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Don't know how quickly custom vinyl stickers can be bought & delivered, but someone needs to slap a "Died Like A Cartoon Character" achievement on his casket/headstone.
put one on the MRI. how many of them actually score a fatality?
Kind of like Tilikum, responsible for 3 of 4 known human deaths by an orca.
I'm rooting for the orca in the med that are eating rudders. Dunno why, I just think they're neat.
Heck yeah! And they apparently have been teaching other pods how to do it.
ok pod, in today's class we're gonna talk about control surfaces - what good is a boat that can't steer? billy stop clubbing that seal right this moment and pay attention