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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 31 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah so we tried nothing and nothing worked!

Then we tried arming the teachers but they accidentally shot themselves and the students!

So now we're trying armed drones with AI doing the triggering because there just ain't any other solution to this problem!

I mean the entire world has this problem, every day we read about multiple countries facing multiple school shootings per day, every single day, and nobody found any solution ever!

So AI killer drones are the only way to move education forward, there is no other solution available Right?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i'm not sure these are AI drones, these might be remote sniper drones. which is still terrifying as fuck, considering how easy it is to find default logins for all the ALPRs everywhere and then see how many have not been changed [note for legal reasons i am not encouraging you to do this, definitely not without a good trusted VPN]

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There are sites that will literally just connect you to random cameras all over the world that are hooked up to the internet with no security except obscurity and hope. Wouldn't be surprised if these drones start showing up on them.

maybe it's all the weed, but those feel like a honeypot to me