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Top Republicans stand by president's poop video (www.motherjones.com)

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[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 82 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"The president uses social media to make a point," Johnson told reporters Monday. "He believes that he is a king and that any protest against him or his appointed officials is treason. In essence, he is a fucking traitor who never should have gotten elected the first time, let alone the second, and I and my colleagues are going to work to impeach him and remove him from office, just as soon as we take our tongues out of his asshole."

-- Mike Johnson, if he was slightly less of a toady piece of shit traitor.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

If he ever said “fucking” or “asshole,” I’m pretty sure an alert would pop up on his son’s phone