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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, sex ed was terrrrible when I studied it.

And, lord do the ladies know, too few men know about the female anatomy.

So I imagine this would be a good way to teach kids to be better lovers, assuming she's anatomically correct.

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We're doomed. Very doomed.

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Only once hackers manage porting Doom to it.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Who's going to be in charge of the maintenance??? Have they thought about that? How do I apply?

Right. This will surely solve the education crisis.

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Slap "AI" into a business name or a plan and watch the investors roll in. It doesn't matter if it's a good idea on paper or not.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 0 points 1 week ago

I assume the only thing she'd be teaching is sex ed?

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