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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I don't want to wear the gimp mask.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

I would rather wear a gimp mask. Less embarrassing.

[–] chewypoops@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Okay, hear me out. Actually use it as a gimp mask, for BDSM stuff. Put on big headphones and play your own voice back into your ears full volume while someone edges you and slaps you around a bit, forcing you to moan into your own ears super loud if you can't keep your mouth shut and stop complaining, while also muffling your cries so nobody but you has to hear it.

Anyone know the brand?

[–] agentTeiko@piefed.social 12 points 5 days ago

Something something that guy that buys way too much golf shit and still loses the game.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago

Maybe I could code masterpieces by singing to it.

[–] CatGPT@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago
[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Definitely not a cult though guys!

What if you burp into it a lot, it is going to be moist in there no matter what

[–] Ember_NE@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

if i have to start wearing a gas mask in the office im just gonna go all in and dress like a tech priest

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[–] ghodawalaaman@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

man I really want to shove that binary into xxd or something I hope its not a virus

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

When playing with prompts before I realized how stupid this whole thing was (in 2023 lol), I found myself also copying and pasting a lot so.. it's probably not even going to speed things up in prompting, even ignoring the whole thinking part that we'll omit here since, well, they probably aren't.

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