I'm just posting random pictures of my cock.
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I love your cock! π
When dudes open up with a dick pic on Grindr I am just like "Good. They have the item I'm looking for in stock."
Damn imagine if there was a shortage of dicks
Have you been on Grindr? Nothing but bottoms. There totally is a shortage of dick lol
Wait, for real? Is that indicative of reality or just the one site?
In my experience, bottoms out number tops pretty considerably. That could be a regional thing, though. Even most bi guys I know are exclusively, or near exclusively, bottoms when they're with other men.
Bottoming just feels too damn good, y'all.
Wow! Honestly, I thought there's as many dicks that want holes as there are holes for dicks.
Who would have thunk.
Edit: Having stuff there is fun, ngl.
It's pretty great. It's almost like there's an orgasm button up there or something
Damn, maybe I should consider turning gay
You could always do they like do in mexico (from my experience, anyway), you're totally straight so long as you only top or get head. You're only gay if you're the bottom/pasivo.
Do this, and increase the percentage of tops on Grindr. Lol. Right now they're at a buffet, and they're way too damn picky for it lmao
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What a horrible time to join
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What I donβt understand is how anyone is capable of believing that a terribly lit picture of them tugging on their wiener over the toilet is sexually appealing.
Dicks are beautiful when theyβre framed with respect. Thereβs so much variety in size, color, shapeβ¦ Grindr is a good place to go if you want art references because youβll see how crazy different guys dicks are from each other. But so few men spend more than 5 seconds thinking about how to properly display their assets.
The way I see it is, guys generally are fine with any pic of women's assets, like lots of girls also send just completely default titty pics and guys eat it up, so they probably think it works in reverse too.
Also there's plenty of women out there who are more interested in other features rather than dicks, meanwhile every straight guy is gonna be fine with any piece of titty or ass a woman shows them pretty much. I've talked to multiple women who didn't care for seeing dick but they loved seeing cum, for example. I agree though, I never understood the point of sending random dick pics, I think guys who do that probably are doing it more for themselves as some kind of fetish rather than to impress women?
As for the Grindr thing, I think that's probably because the audience there is more into seeing dicks than the average woman π€ I agree, it is worthwhile to learn that but I understand it's not something that comes naturally to most of us. Before I started hanging out in pornspaces I really had no clue either what women want to see and stuff.
As a bisexual only counter point I have is that ass is ass and a lazy pussy pick looks bad as well.
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Hi, thanks for asking, could You describe it first, before showing actual offer? I'd like to take my time on that.
well it's in a jar and garlic dill flavored
Really tired of the association between "Canadian" and "polite." Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks too, and they share those pics incessantly. Don't let some of them read this and then think to themselves, "I'm polite about my grainy, unfocused, dick pics even if I don't always ask, because I'm Canadian."
Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks
It really is rude to compose shots so poorly.
It's like they've never bothered to learn to crank that F-stop while increasing the exposure to get that shallow depth of field. It gives an illusion of depth.
I like to use a 60mm prime lens on an MFT to give it a crop-factor equivalent of 120mm.
And go with a snooted strobe to get that shadow detail. Ring flashes are lazy and have no character.
See, I get you're joking, but I'm not clear if it's because you're a hobbyist who saw an opportunity to info dump a bit for hyperbole, or if you're using that hyperbole to suggest that it is an unrealistic expectation for dick pics to look sexy in any way possible (rather than just a dimly lit, unclear shot of someone's unmaintained and unwashed patchy pubes and greasy dick)
The real joke for the shutterbugs was the 60mm lens on the micro four-thirds camera.
It's for macro photography. Sample (safe) picture from the lens using the end of a ballpoint pen:
Soooooo can i hire you for dickpics or....
Ooh look who it is, talking about dicks again!
I need this set up for my dick pics.
Make it look huge
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I highly doubt anyone is taking this seriously.
Of course not, that's why it's a problem. Don't act like you are unaware of the conception I'm talking about. I'm saying that the fact that it can be evoked and accepted so easily is a problem given that Canadians are hardly more polite than anyone else, and many if not most of them are bigoted in some major way.
I actually did a version of this when I offered nudes to someone in public on a Discord server, she declined and I was like "thought so".
.... this is confusing to me.
Like... you're doing a kind of power move, but like, in reverse.
...hrm.
The entire server went horny crazy, I was like "well, I have no problem just giving people nudes".
I eventually said as much.
100% sure even if I am physically attractive, my personality is unfuckable.
But that is ok.
Ok so it actually was a power move to essentially bonk everyone and send them to horny jail.
That does actually make sense, as a tactic.
You basically called everyone's bluff.
... but I also do need to tell you that there are solutions to an 'unfuckable personality'.
One is a ball gag.
Another is ... you can actually change.
Yet another is... if you are genuienly ok with that... well then that actually is just fine.
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Addendum:
I, as well, enjoy games with power moves.
... send me your nudes >:D
Ok, I would not usually even consider for a dude, but fuck it, have to reward that.
How do you want me? Also, without undies too?
I mean, if you're sending nudes, I would love a DM! lol
Send me whatever you were going to send them.
... probably in a DM. Unless... you ... want to horny bonk all of lemmy. ... I guess you could post to gone wild ... ?
And addendum: think I uglified as fuck since as well, so your funeral xD
After I get alone time home.
Honestly, we both seem to have similar body builds, and you are in better shape than I am right now... more muscular definition/lower apparent body fat.
Your arms in particular have more muscle than mine... I am rather spindly, hahaha!
I honestly don't see why you would think your body is ugly, it isn't.
Sure, its not ... tiktok influencer chad/movie star action hero/professional athlete, ... but you seem to be a perfectly fit and healthy adult young man.
Don't let absurd beauty expectations from society/social media get you down, the vast, vast majority of people do not look like the pretty people that algorithms put in front of our faces.
And hell, if you're American, you are very far from obese, so... you are probably literally above average, bare minimum, probably more like top 25% at least, if you want to use BMI as an approximate proxy for overall health.
Thanks! It's from work. It's funny that women don't tend to like the twink build, so I attract only men lol
I am mostly worried that I have too little fat and meat on me, my chest also kind of sticks out like a flat plate, instead of just being integrated.
So I remind myself of a skinned chicken.
If your build really is like mine, then that is good for your health long-term! The more weight you have, the faster your heart gives out.
You will make a great scout as well!
Also, I guess you get nude privilege for a while, idk how good of an idea that is, but eh.
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I call fake! The initial question didn't end with "eh?"
Buncha hosers!
I've had a few dudes approach me in a similar way. If you're interacting in porno spaces online, it's more common than you'd think, buuuut unfortunately still a lot less common than dudes who don't treat me like a person.
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He did say sorry and that's a stereotype.
This weirdly looks like it could happen...
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