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I feel this, also if I just can't squeeze anything out there is this additional awkward thought process.
When do I put it away? Will they know I didn't pee? Should I shake it to pretend I peed? Oh God there is a child next to me. Now everyone will think I am pretending to pee to see this child's weiner. I can't step away now. I'll just have to wait until the room is empty.
the bathroom never empties out, I die there.
The solution to this problem is simple: Just don't use a public bathroom... the world is a giant, enormous shitter with endless and diverse opportunities to more or less hide behind something and let it flow.
Why let yourself be trapped and domesticated? Your Dick wants FREEDOM!
Ok, since the solution to this problem hasn’t been provided in this thread, here it is:
Start calculating the fibonacci sequence in your head once you can start to pee: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, etc…
The reason why this works is because the calculations use the exact same part of the brain that also causes pee anxiety. Just gove it a try, it works incredibly well. Usually I have a solid flow before I get to 34 and I’ve been using this technique for years so I go through the sequence quite quickly.
Start holding your breath when you walk into the bathroom. Breathe out and start your flow.
Imagine me opening Lemmy during my pre movie piss at the urinal only to see this. I hate how accurate this is, but it's amazing. I get nervous pee sooooo bad. It's like everything just freezes up lmao.
So what? Everyone needs to be held once in a while, including my weener. It's very comforting.
Sit sit sit on the urinal!
This makes me think about when women talk about going into the bathroom and casually chatting, and don't understand why guys don't do the same.
The feeling inside a bathroom is fundamentally different depending on the door sign. I kinda wonder if there's a culture shock for trans people.
As a trans guy, I prefer male bathroom culture. I want to do my business and get the fuck out. It was so weird in high school to hang out in the girls restroom and being expected to socialize while trying to shit.
I guess the cultural difference is that women sometimes might need to ask each other for a tampon or something, while men are terrified of being thought to be gay. Have to make absolutely sure you aren’t even getting a side eye at another guys dick.
Then you pee all over your pants and shoes and have to tell everyone the sink sprayed you.
I never had this problem when I was younger. Until the day I had a medical examination to be drafted and they wanted me to give them a urine sample and I couldn't. They offered me lots of water (which I drank) but still I couldn't pee for what felt like an hour. Ever since I had problems relaxing.
I solved my issues with urinals by simply removing my ability to use a urinal.