I knew this wasn't violet because violet's too rich for only fans money. That leaves only a handful of degenerates and it was the first one on the list. Well played Taylor
this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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It's so embarrassing when the parents stop by your work.
Ban him with the message "You're not even my real dad!"
wait what.
But it's July
If the custom vid isn't you showing his subscription to your mom, and then both of you vomiting until you die, then I wouldn't do it.
Kinky
And you thought you didn't have anything in common!
I love that you reacted like this to that comment instead of the original post
$20 is still $20
I imagine OnlyFans has a generous family discount package.
What a supportive parent 🤢
Could broaden your niche to the "help me stepdad I'm stuck under the sink" genre.
Obviously this is a financially lucrative opportunity here. Tell him one sub isn't enough. You now have leverage.
But which one? There’s so many of them!
Fantastic! A bonding moment.
Oh haha twisted things are automatically funny. Ha. Ha.
Ha.
Depends on your point of view, I suppose
I trawl c/lemmyshitpost for jokes to send to my Grandma, my poor Christian eyes!