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Let's hope Trump will be under Greenland's control instead. :P

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Oh I see delusions starting to repeat themselves. Probably going to start going on about injecting bleach again any day now

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

he also said...

  • Iran would take 2 weeks

  • Gas prices would be cheaper

  • The economy would be better

  • he was a "stable genius"

  • Biden and Obama were the worst presidents in history

  • he's not a pedophile

And he's 0-6 on all those.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

But he can still start a war

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everything trump ever said was nothing but sensationalist headline fodder. Did anything change in the last week?

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wrong.

Half the time it's that and the other half it's dementia.

(Hopefully had you on the first half :) )

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He forbids his team of physicians to publish that diagnostic. See, I'm such a nice person that because of that, I'll assume he's perfectly healthy.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

He's the healthiest person of all of the people who repeatedly taken ~~dementia~~ IQ tests.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

Great news for Greenland. A trump "guarantee" is typically the assurance of the opposite

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago
  • "Are you sure I should say this, sir?"
  • "Yes, comrade."
[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Trump can't even control his bowels, let alone Iran.

Starting a war with NATO would end the USA right now.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

I'm reasonably confident that if trump actually gave the order it would probably result in a military coup. He's not popular with the generals after he got them all together, pulling many of them from assignments overseas, just to insult them for no readily apparent reasons.

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Which wont happen because he will probably fall asleep and die at the desk soon.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When he finally does die they'll refuse to admit it for about three months and just sort of Weekend at Bernie's him. Will probably try and pass off a bunch of unconvincing AI video as evidence of his aliveness.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I dont know. I think noone would believe hes still alive if he doesnt show some presence for more than a day, given how much of an attention whore he is. Remember when he had COVID and had to show off driving around?

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[–] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would buy it but I wouldn't... Wait what's the one on the right??

[–] TDCN@feddit.dk 7 points 2 days ago

Here you go "sex in a bottle" Its a great Danish brewery. Haven't tried those beers tho.

[–] joecitizen@piefed.ca 39 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Yanks, can you do something about this guy or what?

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 29 points 2 days ago (46 children)

Sorry. A lot of people thought Harris was just as bad and don't like elections. Also, the quality of marksmanship has gone down significantly.

For a country obsessed with guns everyone is a lousy shot. Unless it’s a school.

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I am SOO fucking sorry man. I country is turning into a real pile of shit and I absolutely hate every second of it.

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[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Now that he’s provided a timeline I know the loser won’t do it

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 63 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, right. Like he intends to leave office.

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[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The military won't invade a NATO member

The residents won't ever be part of the USA

Ronald Lauder of EstΓ©e Lauder wants Greenland https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/15/ronald-lauder-billionaire-donor-donald-trump-ukraine-greenland

Trump needs to be removed before he can pardon his allies

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Have to give it to him, guy is a peak shitposter

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He would be so funny if he wasn't a sex pest and given the key to the diabetes kingdom

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

He is occasionally funny. The only positive thing I have to say about him against a list of horrible shit longer than my arm.

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Trump always chickens out.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (18 children)

Dude should read into what traditional casus belli can be caused by, notably one of those things is preemptive war caused by repeated threats to invade.

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In other news, Trump spouted more meaningless shit that doesn't make the Epstein files go away.

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

As a European: fuck off. As a Scandinavian living in Denmark: I hope you die a slow and painful death.

[–] metermatic26@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If I were Denmark, I’d be producing a f*%k-ton of naval drones and missiles.

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago

We did the opposite, and just blew our military budget on American fighter jets instead (I wish I was kidding).

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure even Trump's bowels will be under his control by the time he leaves office

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