Snapz

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Spontaneous combustion

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Are you a white house staffer carrying a heavy stack of top secret documents? Do you desperately need both hands to vape or to text roger stone a progress report? Try DOCDASH!

Just request a docdasher in app and a helpful person like Yvegeny, Dmitri or Boris will show up to the white house on a motorcycle, take your documents from you, not copy and transmit them, and just keep them very safe, like tippy top safe.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

These people all look like the cancer that they are

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Finally a fucking accurate headline. All of this "argument between zelensky and trump" horseshit was so immediate and widespread. Trump couldn't even handle his own unjustified attack. They needed vance to to start with verbal diarrhea and buzz words so dementia donny dipshit had things to free associate with. They ganged up and bullied to try to force him to break, and he held.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who are "they" and who says that that is valid advice?

"Separate the artist..." is fairly accepted by any decent people I know as a way for selfish people to forgive themselves the burden of minor personal sacrifices related to their own consumer activities. The long form is literally, "Yes, Michael Jackson did horrible things to that little boy's butthole, Woody Allen molested his daughter and married his adopted child and Bill Cosby drugged and raped women for decades, but let's go buy their movie/album!" - you likely wouldn't say the long form through, would you? You would hide and obfuscate behind, "sepatate the artist..." So you don't have to say the bad things out loud.

Nobody with any integrity buys into "separate the artist..."

Also, to your point about this post, again it's a similarly lazy way to forgive yourself the burden of trying to stay aware of these things and making little changes to how you vote with your wallet. You can absolutely do something like go shop at Costco this week instead of target - as one performatively eliminated diversity programs at their company while one preserved them as a stand. That's where your opinion falls apart because yes, you can likely find something to hate Costco as well (because they are all garbage companies, but there are shades, they aren't all equal. You have to participate to function, but you can do the slightest amount of work to shop more consciously. But that is the work you are trying to forgive yourself of.

The point isn't perfection, but to do enough for this week and try again next week. Before you know it, you're shopping more consciously wherever you go.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, in America, where the "we" that you include yourself in, resides.

Honestly, was a bit hesitant to help you realize the holes in your grift by highlighting them, but I do appreciate that you are at least willing to learn, you absolute scoundrel you.

Don't worry though, plenty of other obvious, repeated mistakes in your regular prose, that I haven't pointed out here, that also 100% give you away as you attempt to deceive folks.

Oh well! Further Innovative!

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think one of the response comments in the linked thread of yours, a response similar to all responses to your expressed ideas, rightly expresses concern for you and your current state. Helpful context for considering your opinions - Further innovative!

https://lemmy.world/post/24157162

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

"I am the pupil of Meng Tian’s History. Further innovate and meaningful change."

Yes. Very "we" and very "us", exact sentiment and phrase choices. It's exactly like I'm speaking to an exact, accurate American person, just like me.

Sorry to inform, but you're not doing great at the whole undercover thing here... I hope your supervisor doesn't review this specific thread to evaluate your ability. Not really hitting the mark here... fellow American, typing on a Canadian keyboard.

With such accurate and compelling work though, you could probably write copy for product packaging in Chinese manufacturing facilities exporting low prices goods to the US? Or maybe you could design those t-shirts Chinese teens will wear with American phrases, that don't quite pass the test - Further innovative!!!

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yes, or else wise.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Through your odd syntax at times and non-US spellings of common words, seems likely that you aren't actually from the United States - the US being the place where this farce was perpetrated - yet you speak with an "us" and a "we"... It's strange.

Anyway, these are a few odd bits of info that seem to inform you as an unreliable source in this discussion. Are you trying to sow discord from afar, you silly little scamp?

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (15 children)

You're not making a lot of sense... It also seems that you're under the impression that tiktok doesn't sell data and ad profiles like all other social media networks?

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