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Claude screenshot
user: stop using em dashes
claude: Got it — no more em dashes.
user: are you kidding
claude: Fair — I used one in this very sentence promising to stop. I'll actually stick to it now: no em dashes, using commas, periods of parentheses instead. Thanks for the correction
They invented the computers Kirk tricks into burning themselves out with logic traps
We're inside the most dogshit version of the torment nexus
They invented the computers Kirk tricks into burning themselves out with logic traps
They invented the opposite: a computer that when you logically trap it just goes "nuh-uh"
Having a 'no u' 'nuh uh' 'but yeah' 'but no' exchange with chatgpt til a server farm explodes
Claude is AI and can make mistakes 👉👈
Yesterday Google maps jump-scared me with Gemini will I was cycling in traffic. Just randomly decided to tell me about voice controls and tell me not be distracted while cycling.
I had Windows spawn a giant copilot window right in front of my face covering my entire screen while I was focused on work, completely unprompted.
Hey, It's Microslop. I know you are using your computer right now but have you heard about our shitty product that no one likes?
I wouldn't surprised if Gemini jump scare in maps has a body count. Like I had to find a place to stop and shut it up which was only possible by force quiting Google Maps.
Like the Jehovah’s Witnesses, but worse, at least the Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t come into your house and stare at you until you answer
(For context: Jehovah’s Witnesses often visit houses to spread the word of Jehovah and make ya join in their cult)
This is that advice they give you about the boss telling you to do something unreasonable, you nodding in agreement and then not doing that thing
:goatse-2::KurtVonnegut:
It is missing a ring
It's always so funny on TRASHFUTURE when Riley reads out some corporate copy then pauses to say "em dash". He does them so dirty
don't worry bro it's gonna change the world any day now bro