Once back in 2019, this little jackass landed himself in the emergency vet with a massive UTI after he drank my coffee. OK, so he also got ahold of a couple of succulents (a tiny aloe vera and a jade plant) that may have been related, but the coffee didn't help!
It's not about the money... It's about sending echoes with the sounds -- OF SALESMEN! 
Ohhh, so that's where the balloon full of drugs went! M'druglord is going to be so relieved.
...I have been saying "beanis" in front of my family. Send help.
Sometimes, when something rad or tubular happens, I will exclaim, "WIZARD!"
And then other times, when something neither rad nor tubular happens, I will blurt out, "That's not very wizard."
conservative metal!
It tries its hardest to stay in 4/4!
The duality of Megadeth
One of his siblings did that to him! He was a feral rescue, but we found him and the rest of his litter when they were only a few weeks old. Their mother had them in the crawlspace under the house that we were renting, and then either abandoned them or got eaten by a coyote/mountain lion/etc. I was out with the dog one night and thought I heard meowing. I told my wife and she didn't believe me. The next morning, she heard it too, and once we figured out where it was coming from, I started removing skirt panels until we could see them to lure them out.
We found four kittens, and wound up keeping three (a friend took the fourth). Here they are before their first trip to the vet:
They had barely opened their eyes when we found them and since they only ever knew humans, the three that we kept never really learned how to "cat." They're all very clingy and affectionate, and the two tabbies (well, torby and tabby) are the chattiest cats I've ever seen.
The gray one getting into coffee and trashing houseplants was honestly kind of surprising at the time, because he's usually the laziest out of them all.