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Does that mean I can only have sex in the lounge if I plan to get married?
You don't have to PLAN to get married, it just has to be BEFORE you get married. It's a loophole.
Once you're married, you can only do it for procreation, and only after you've prayed.
I'll give it all up, except my weed smoking patio.
I would love to have an abortion clinic in my place
I'd offer free abortions, contraception, sterilisations and all the help I could give to people who are facing having their life ruined by an unwanted pregnancy
damn roomba sent my floorplan home again
The crazy thought that there might be people out there that have gendered bathrooms at home
Is Gay Room just when it's gaytime in the bathroom?
I wish I had a gay room.
My room came out as trans in 2019. The entire family was very supportive.
Have you thought of some colourful throw pillows, a few LED strips, and jaunty polka playing in the background? Many the dour room has been turned gay with the addition of a little colour and music.
It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.
Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you're renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.
it needs to have a carls jr and taco bell side room, then its pretty much perfect. Note that anyone can use the trans bathroom. And we'll just call the poker room the gay room, no one in my friend group could possibly care less what a room is called. Because we're not 8 years old.
So, where is the prostate massage basement?
We live in Florida, so no basement. We've relocated the prostate massaging to the observation deck on the roof.
Oh, just above the alligator pegging station?
I used to have a (weed) bowl shaped like an alligator. We called him Swampdick Larry
Is this a parody or legit mental illness in motion?
Where as under the right wing, you don't get a home at all.
I wish I had a gay room.
Translation: I am uncomfortable with people different from me and I want to dictate how they live their lives, therefore I project upon those other people that they must want to do the same to me and all the world's decent people who are (of course) like me.
Is it common for conservatives to have sepatate, genered bathrooms?
I mean, my ex and I used different bathrooms, but that's because she really didn't like sharing bathrooms in general.
I worry the gay room isn't large enough. But at least there's a straight line from the sex before marriage lounge to the abortion.
I don't think that pantry is big enough to store all my sbortion
Is the "Gay Room" being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅
not true. i also want it on wheels and to have a little gayrage for my ebikes.
If you need me I'm at the Sex before Marriage Lounge.
"Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!"
You had me at homes.
and the cheeky terrorism
cute!
might delete later
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Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3
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