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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

My room came out as trans in 2019. The entire family was very supportive.

Have you thought of some colourful throw pillows, a few LED strips, and jaunty polka playing in the background? Many the dour room has been turned gay with the addition of a little colour and music.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 159 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

and the cheeky terrorism

cute!

might delete later

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago

why is this funny???

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 109 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Where is my pronoun bike garage?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 25 points 2 days ago

I'm more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He'll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago

Bi-cycles for everyone!

fingerguns

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[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

damn roomba sent my floorplan home again

[–] Chrglstr143@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] DrBanjo@reddthat.com 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is it safe to have that many bees near a meth lab?

i'm not a beeologist or a methodist but i'd think so

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[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does that mean I can only have sex in the lounge if I plan to get married?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

You don't have to PLAN to get married, it just has to be BEFORE you get married. It's a loophole.

Once you're married, you can only do it for procreation, and only after you've prayed.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 days ago

"Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!"

[–] captain_spicard@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you're renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago

Is the "Gay Room" being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 63 points 2 days ago

I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Where as under the right wing, you don't get a home at all.

[–] wador@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So, where is the prostate massage basement?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We live in Florida, so no basement. We've relocated the prostate massaging to the observation deck on the roof.

[–] wador@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, just above the alligator pegging station?

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[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Is Gay Room just when it's gaytime in the bathroom?

[–] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 49 points 2 days ago

I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

I'll give it all up, except my weed smoking patio.

I would love to have an abortion clinic in my place

I'd offer free abortions, contraception, sterilisations and all the help I could give to people who are facing having their life ruined by an unwanted pregnancy

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3

[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

OK i got burned by this before, OP means left handed people.

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

When do I move in?

Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

there are definitely people who preorder cars

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

Yes, if you have heard from other people that this car is a pleasure to drive ;)

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

Cleaned version

Where's the litter box?

[–] Lon3star@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Do people have gender specific bathrooms in their homes?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My bathroom refuses to tell me their pronouns.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Is it common for conservatives to have sepatate, genered bathrooms?

I mean, my ex and I used different bathrooms, but that's because she really didn't like sharing bathrooms in general.

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