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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 221 points 1 week ago (9 children)
[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago (4 children)

In the world of sloppageddon, I actually don't mind being bamboozled by a photoshop now and then.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 61 points 1 week ago

some truths are best left untold

[–] owl@infosec.pub 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? But maybe rectangle train is the Edit.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Triangle man beats Particle man

Dewey defeats Truman

My cat is an asshole

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Photoshop? In this economy?

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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

In East German railways, vertices often had to be sacrificed because of cost and supply issues. After reunification some were donated by the West, but it just wasn't the same.

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

It exists in my heart.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Angle train, triangle train, boom...

Train triangle angle train.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Pikotaro did a covid psa where he combined soap and hands

https://youtu.be/WKfolJv6Kx8?t=10s

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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to paint it like a toblerone.

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Trainblerone

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You wouldn't fight a train.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Holy smokes, what kind of grinding did that person have to do to get those HP numbers by the time they were at the phantom train

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Well not with that attitude.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Almost a Toblerone on wheels.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Just one more thing...

[–] FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago

Who toblerowns it?

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Triangle Train, Triangle Train Triangle Train hates Particle Train They have a fight, nobody wins Triangle Train

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[–] enkille@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

That’s just the egg of a big toblerone

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Got me wondering for a moment... even if it was real, what would be its practicality? Things like this are rarely done so just because.

[–] xia@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

It might make it harder for train surfers to hitch a ride.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fitting into a triangular tunnel of that exact shape and size

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But it all goes in the square hole anyway.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

...the triangle, triangle... shudder and whimper

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[–] Phantom_Feline17@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hope this train Tolbarones on time.

[–] SnerkRabbledauber@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

Isn't this a train that takes you to a vault in Borderlands?

[–] kayohtie@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

It's the Toot-Toot-Toblerone

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

Like triangles?
Like trains?
Come to West Yorkshire and visit Shipley's Triangular Train Station!

Shipley Train Station (wiki link)

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

I also wondered if there were any triangle tra... Actually no.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This train isn't scalene any cliffs.

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Fahrgastdifferenzierungsmodul

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Surely to be Pythagorean it'd have to be a right triangle, not an isosceles triangle. 📐

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

How to train your triangle?

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Needs a gap between the cars to properly look like Toblerone Express

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