7B in funds managed by Situationally Unaware
this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2026
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so $0?
Can I borrow against the 7 billion? Ill find someone to lend me 1 million today and ill give them 2 million tomorrow
Zamn 100% daily interest
Always take the upfront cash! Currency devalues over time so that 7 billion could be worthless by tomorrow. But $19 invested correctly today could be worth a trillion dollars by tomorrow.
Very smart. You should teach a class on this stuff.
For one easy payment of $19 today and one really hard payment of $7B tomorrow.
Nah easy money cause they show you how to turn that $19 into a trillion by tomorrow so for the low fee of $7B and $19 you get to walk away with $993B in profit.
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I’d wait until 23:58 to make my decision and then go for $19 because who knows what can happen in 2 seconds
2 minutes?
You think he has time to count that many numbers? He's got $19 to spend!
Typical askreddit post, lol.
Would you [moderately be inconvenienced for a somewhat long-ish time] for [ridiculous amount of money]?
Right up there with all the “have you ever sexy sexed the sexything? Would you if a sexyperson was involved?”
"What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed"
right up there with "Women of reddit: do you like [absolutely generic and traditionally handsome trait or article of clothing] on men?"
Ladies, do you like guys with visible mustard stains on their shirt?
I heard that paired with loud chewing noises is sure to attract a fine femoid
Tick. tick, tick people. Let's go, now! There may not be another tomorrow. /s
$19 right now, obviously. If I get hit by a bus and die between now and tomorrow, then I'll have ended up with nothing
think of the tax implications too!
No no. There are wealth companies out there that you can pay millions to and they will make sure you don't have to pay any taxes.
I'd still take the $19 though. Sure money now is better than potential money in the future.
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Spoiler - I'm from future, very next week to be exact, and I have some news for Ya.
Tomorrow, exactly 18 hours from I'm commenting now, Epstein files will leak. Whole murica will collapse within next 2 hours. Dollars as currency will collapse instantly too!
7 billions dollar will be worthy less than 19 today, if You manage to exchange the currency to any other - get value of $19.
Actually, unsure, depends if 7 billions gonna be in coins, paper or digital money. That amount of paper could be worth little more than $19 (that paper is not burnable, so still meh), coins, as metal, should be worthy way more.
That would be so cool
Amen.
$19 right now. It says "7 billions dollars", and there's no real currency called billions dollars.
I'm about to go to sleep. I'll sleep better knowing I have $19, but probably wouldn't sleep at all knowing $7 billion is showing up tomorrow. I don't think I'm cut out for the billionaire life, but I'm prepared to try.
19, duh, it's a bigger number than 7.
Both. First timeline I take the billion, invented time travel and enter the second timeline to go get the $19 too.
19 dollar fortnite card, who wants it?
And yes im giving it away
Nice try J. G. Wentworth
I'm getting $7,000,000,019. How? Well I take the $19 right now for starters. Then I spend the next 24 hours trying to think of a plan to secure the 7B as well.
The horse's name was friday
$19 right now. Then I have it right now. Tomorrow never comes so I wouldn't get that 7B.
Umm... I think tomorrow came already
I'll take the 7 billions dollars tomorrow. Even if it's some Ugadogobindan dollar where 7 billions of it is worth less than $19, the max I lose is $19, so I'm gonna take that risk.
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delayed gratification is only unlocked when you have over 250 iq (which I have) so I pick
A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush. Boom now I have 14 billion dollars
I can wait til tomorrow. 🤷♂️
I dunno, I could really go for a pizza right now...
$19. I've seen enough evil genie movies. It will never be tomorrow, it's always today. Tomorrow is the promise of today.
That's no choice at all.
Always take the lump sum!
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