Luke can use his massive dong to knock on the door (image is a side view)
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2026
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So he's frowning because he can't crank that massive hog.
I mean, friction against flat surfaces exists
There's git to be a better way
It's a two man job
lol
That is literally the premise of a joke we told in the 1970s - but it’s probably much older
There's a whole genre of these missing limb jokes, often puns.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen
What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe? Roberto
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the ground? Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call them, they aren't gonna come
How do you get a one-armed person out of a tree? You wave
Etc.
What do you call a buck without any eyes? No-eye deer
Cow with two legs is lean beef.
Heh my kid has a T-shirt like this.
Except white-on-black.
And his name is Bob.
(And yes, I keep wanting to say he has Bitch Tits every time I read the damn thing. Fucking meatloaf).
It was like $2 on Temu and it was his favorite shirt until it fell apart in the wash a week later.
J/k. It's made of plastic. The shirt will outlive him and probably the rest of humanity.