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“Demonic Stuff”: Kansas GOP Accuses Democrat of Being a Witch (newrepublic.com)

submitted 1 week ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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“Like I said, my opponent, she didn’t even hide it,” Masterson added. “She talked—they had witch—I mean, they’re doing like witchcraft spells on TikTok so she can win the governorship. I mean, they’re like … it’s like demonic stuff that they’re doing, right? Just in your face that way.”

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[–] Gpennyhigh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's funny but sad that so many are bamboozled by all this superstition and supernatural stuff, indoctrinated and then never got out of it, stay in the safe comfort of dualism and don't have to think for self. They benefit from the system and indoctrinate their children too, just obey, it's easier than thinking, but hurts other people with the bad policies!

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought these shitbags only wanted to take us back to the 40s and 50s for bigotry and interracial suspicion and all that black/white segregation stuff and ... it was not a good time in my opinion. But we seemed to be fixing it. (surprisingly all that bigoted shit we were making go away has returned by truckload these days under trump - this for another time).

Now these dipshits want to take it back to the 1500's for some Plymouth era witch hunts.! Didn't the fucking republican dipshit, you know the clown puppet with the orange face? Didn't that fucker go ON AND ON AND ON AND ON about "witch hunts"? Every investigation into his criminal actions was/is "a witch hunt"? Is this the witch you seek, assclown?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH THESE SHIT NOZZLES???

Worse... what the fuck is the matter with the idiot shitnozzles who believe in this crap???

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Someone should take a serious look at whatever school that crazy person came out of. They failed.

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