slothrop

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You know who you are in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 14 hours ago

If I could afford bootstraps, they'd leave me be.

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rapist rule (lemmy.ca)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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fyi: it's "drugs"

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Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News (metro.co.uk)
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Women given free shorts at Oktoberfest to prevent upskirting (www.bbc.co.uk)
 

cross-posted from: https://lazysoci.al/post/54699246

what would one win...? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, indeed.

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what would one win...? (lemmy.ca)
 
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Pledge signed by President Trump and top AI leaders misspells the United States | TechCrunch (techcrunch.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/59772642

Link: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117356435739432952?status_id=117356435739432952&attachment_id=117356434517836699

Image for when they fix it / take it down / rewrite history:

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MAGA Festival With Kid Rock Canceled After No One Wanted to Go (newrepublic.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52230088

Oh no...anyways.

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Scientists turn seawater into fresh water without harmful brine | ScienceDaily (www.sciencedaily.com)
last time I order 1,264,155 barrels of crude oil via USPS in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago

The best shitposts are the ones you enter clueless and leave even moreso.

Reject modernity, embrace tradition in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Circle of death and circle of life are the same picture!

What is the most specific physical store you have encountered? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

There was a store in Vegas that was magnets. Fridge, city, anything magnets.
And sardine stores in Portugal, airports and elsewhere.

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buffalo buffalo shitpost in the wild (lemmy.ca)
 
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Armed person confronts Ohio gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton at event, campaign says (www.nbcnews.com)
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Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump as he claims US ownership of the moon - Raw Story (www.rawstory.com)
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made with a pile of proctologists (lemmy.ca)
 
I'm not doing this right in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

beck and call

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"Texas Republicans thought they had redrawn five seats into GOP hands. Not so fast." (www.statesman.com)
I Used To Be A Real Piece Of Shit in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
I Used To Be A Real Piece Of Shit in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The raspberries and avocados play roulette tho'!

Works great and costs less in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Diluted water can cure cancer.

[2013] A Brick Facade Appears to Melt Off of an Apartment Building in Margate in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

He speaks in many tongues, including celsius.

[2013] A Brick Facade Appears to Melt Off of an Apartment Building in Margate in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This guy knows heat.

big thing funny in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Lol! I stopped reading before the first sentence ended, because it gets worse!

Occlupanids are generally found as parasitoids....

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