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[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This rapist's filter is completely gone now and people are okay with it, somehow? Last he was rambling on about how much he liked men's asses.

[–] joeschmoe@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

I mean, that people were ok with electing a child-rapist and convicted felon should already tell you the answer, no?

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I feel like the bigger story here is that Nicki Minaj is all-in with fascism... or was that known before?

She's been a piece of shit for awhile now, but the specifically political flavor of shit has mostly come up in recent years.

Her brother is in prison for being a child rapist. She does not feel this is problematic (she is also married to a rapist), and likely thinks he deserves no punishment. Luckily for her there is currently a president who is both a child rapist himself and corrupt enough to sell pardons.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 day ago

It's been a few years since she joined them

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago

I think her first widely publicized indications of going bonkers were maybe some antivax shit, and then her brother molested kids or something and she defended him, which of course was a direct line to getting her in with the right wing crowd.

I dunno, that's what info has vaguely filtered down to stick in my head about her over the past few years and I don't give a fuck enough to actually look it up and see if I'm right.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

I hate that it's too much to ask for our president to not behave like a fucking douche.

[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 118 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Minaj wore a suit and got up on stage and delivered a political message in support of Trump just for him to get on the mic and say "Check out the ass on this broad, am I right fellas?"

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure he meant it in the most respectful way possible. /s

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

There's only one way to know for sure. Did the obese orange tub of wobbling gonorrhoea just grab at it?

...because, ya know, they let you do that when you're famous!!!

[–] sleepthief@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But why is she supporting him?

[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As I recall, she's married to a sex offender and someone else in her family is also facing, or maybe already convicted of, other sex crimes, and she's been all MAGA lately to fish for pardons for them.

The second is bed brother.

And she also doesn't have citizenship. He just happens to be in the business of selling citizenship.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 9 points 21 hours ago

She doesn't want to get deported and her pedophile brother needs a pardon

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

A degenerate appeals to degenerates. Go figure!

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But what's the election promise here? Vote for us and

  • You will be looking at Nicki Minaj's ass more often
  • There are going to be more asses like Nicki Minaj's
  • ???
[–] bad1080@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] plateee@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago
  1. No, silly. Not profit for you.

There are going to be more asses like Nicki Minaj's

MAGA really loves their excessive plastic surgery

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I hate that I have to ask this but did he really say that

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 18 points 1 day ago

I saw the video yesterday, and I still asked myself "is this real!?"

Yes. Yes, it's real. I don't know why anything surprises me anymore.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 10 points 23 hours ago

Yes, he's desperately trying to convince people that he likes adult women.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 22 hours ago

Do you really have to ask?

Of course he did

[–] weps@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)


"grab them by the pussy"

they'll let you do that if you're the leader of the free world

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He's biting his lip isn't he

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago

There was also a reuters photo from this event where he seems to be staring at her ass, although I suppose he could just be blankly dementia drooling off into the distance

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

it’s so creepy

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the part that gets me.

Her amazing ass? It's well-known to be fake. So her best features are 1) saying anything not to get deported, and 2) plastic surgery...

OH. Oh, hey, sorry, I just got it. Sorry, I'm dense sometimes.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 2 points 21 hours ago

They're all like that. Maralago face bitches. The only things they have taste for are artificial and cold.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago

Everyone in his orbit now from hegseth all the way up to the pool boy are now considering their options on how to improve their ass

[–] alien_observer@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To quote Arthur the aardvark, the ass was fat.

[–] LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

But I digress

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And here I thought he only had eyes for Jon Husted's ass.

Thank you. Everyone else missed that point. He noticed Husted's ass, made a comment about it, then dropped a remark that on the record, he only prefers women, not men... and then he quickly pivots to Nicki Minaj's ass.

[–] laut_sprecher@feddit.org 17 points 1 day ago

You forgot about his daughter

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

The Orange Pedo loves ass.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And she’s not even an American Citizen. Nothing like having a foreigner stump from you and try to convince others to be “just like me”.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 23 hours ago

She got a Trump Gold Card

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The President of the United States, everyone....

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Is a rapist and a pedo and an excellent representative of the trash that supports him.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 9 points 1 day ago

Elected president of the united states.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 2 points 1 day ago

I'm more impressed by her pink claws. Not attracted, but definitely impressed.