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[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 32 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This rapist's filter is completely gone now and people are okay with it, somehow? Last he was rambling on about how much he liked men's asses.

[–] joeschmoe@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

I mean, that people were ok with electing a child-rapist and convicted felon should already tell you the answer, no?

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago

I hate that it's too much to ask for our president to not behave like a fucking douche.

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I feel like the bigger story here is that Nicki Minaj is all-in with fascism... or was that known before?

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 13 hours ago

She's been a piece of shit for awhile now, but the specifically political flavor of shit has mostly come up in recent years.

Her brother is in prison for being a child rapist. She does not feel this is problematic (she is also married to a rapist), and likely thinks he deserves no punishment. Luckily for her there is currently a president who is both a child rapist himself and corrupt enough to sell pardons.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 23 points 14 hours ago

It's been a few years since she joined them

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 14 points 14 hours ago

I think her first widely publicized indications of going bonkers were maybe some antivax shit, and then her brother molested kids or something and she defended him, which of course was a direct line to getting her in with the right wing crowd.

I dunno, that's what info has vaguely filtered down to stick in my head about her over the past few years and I don't give a fuck enough to actually look it up and see if I'm right.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 21 points 13 hours ago

A degenerate appeals to degenerates. Go figure!

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I hate that I have to ask this but did he really say that

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 18 points 12 hours ago

I saw the video yesterday, and I still asked myself "is this real!?"

Yes. Yes, it's real. I don't know why anything surprises me anymore.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 hours ago

Yes, he's desperately trying to convince people that he likes adult women.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 hours ago

Do you really have to ask?

Of course he did

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 7 points 11 hours ago

The Orange Pedo loves ass.

[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 116 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Minaj wore a suit and got up on stage and delivered a political message in support of Trump just for him to get on the mic and say "Check out the ass on this broad, am I right fellas?"

[–] sleepthief@piefed.social 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

But why is she supporting him?

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 hours ago

She doesn't want to get deported and her pedophile brother needs a pardon

[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

As I recall, she's married to a sex offender and someone else in her family is also facing, or maybe already convicted of, other sex crimes, and she's been all MAGA lately to fish for pardons for them.

The second is bed brother.

And she also doesn't have citizenship. He just happens to be in the business of selling citizenship.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 52 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure he meant it in the most respectful way possible. /s

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 26 points 18 hours ago

There's only one way to know for sure. Did the obese orange tub of wobbling gonorrhoea just grab at it?

...because, ya know, they let you do that when you're famous!!!

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And she’s not even an American Citizen. Nothing like having a foreigner stump from you and try to convince others to be “just like me”.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 hours ago

She got a Trump Gold Card

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 52 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

But what's the election promise here? Vote for us and

  • You will be looking at Nicki Minaj's ass more often
  • There are going to be more asses like Nicki Minaj's
  • ???
[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 13 hours ago

There are going to be more asses like Nicki Minaj's

MAGA really loves their excessive plastic surgery

[–] bad1080@piefed.social 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] plateee@piefed.social 8 points 13 hours ago
  1. No, silly. Not profit for you.
[–] alien_observer@lemmy.ml 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

To quote Arthur the aardvark, the ass was fat.

[–] LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 8 points 14 hours ago

But I digress

[–] weps@lemmy.world 38 points 17 hours ago (1 children)


"grab them by the pussy"

they'll let you do that if you're the leader of the free world

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

He's biting his lip isn't he

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 23 points 14 hours ago

There was also a reuters photo from this event where he seems to be staring at her ass, although I suppose he could just be blankly dementia drooling off into the distance

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

it’s so creepy

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 43 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is the part that gets me.

Her amazing ass? It's well-known to be fake. So her best features are 1) saying anything not to get deported, and 2) plastic surgery...

OH. Oh, hey, sorry, I just got it. Sorry, I'm dense sometimes.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago

They're all like that. Maralago face bitches. The only things they have taste for are artificial and cold.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 31 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 16 hours ago

Everyone in his orbit now from hegseth all the way up to the pool boy are now considering their options on how to improve their ass

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 32 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

And here I thought he only had eyes for Jon Husted's ass.

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 14 hours ago

Thank you. Everyone else missed that point. He noticed Husted's ass, made a comment about it, then dropped a remark that on the record, he only prefers women, not men... and then he quickly pivots to Nicki Minaj's ass.

[–] laut_sprecher@feddit.org 17 points 18 hours ago

You forgot about his daughter

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 19 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

The President of the United States, everyone....

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 5 points 11 hours ago

Is a rapist and a pedo and an excellent representative of the trash that supports him.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 9 points 16 hours ago

Elected president of the united states.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)
[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 2 points 14 hours ago

I'm more impressed by her pink claws. Not attracted, but definitely impressed.