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[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I just met someone recently who bought stock for the first time at 63yo. Nvidia at $221. And she's still holding.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 14 points 22 hours ago

Learning is fun.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 22 hours ago

💎 🙌🏻

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

If they make it a few years and the bottom doesn't fall out of the market, they might break even. If

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes you buy the dip, and sometimes you are the dip.

[–] razen@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Most of the times u r the dip

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

I wanna ride it, java game style.

Old mobile game's Gravity Defied screenshot

Btw, it was impossible to find it in DDG before I remembered it was called "Gravity something". All searches defaulted to Trials series. It's sad for this game was one of the reasons I wanted a java-enabled Symbian phone back in school. It and it's mods were big in my friend sphere. I wonder if someone knew about it outside ex-USSR countries.

[–] aks_@pawb.social 4 points 15 hours ago

I used to play game called Elasto Mania that was similar to this.

[–] germtm_@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

this game, or rather, the modded versions were my jam back when i had old phones with J2ME support.

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The best deals are had when everyone is panic selling. You'll never pick the very bottom, so you have to be willing and able to ride out the storm for 6 months.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

With specific stocks, sometimes there is never a recovery.

Even if you buy index fund, the time you need to hold may be quite long. If you bought SP500 at the wrong time in 1999, you would have had to hold until about 2013 to see consistent gains.

Just saying buy the dip based solely on the fact that "what goes down must come up" is not a very sound approach by itself.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Dont pick a time frame, pick a amount of money you're willing to lose. You need to be willing to set a hard limit when to cut your loses. If you can't accept that you may lose money, then you are not ready to try to time the market.

Going "diamond hands" for a set time is a bad method. Set a stop loss at 20-30% and be glad you only get somewhat fucked if you didnt guess right.

With this volatility, I would recommend setting an auto sell at a 20-30% profit too. Keep some stock if you want, but make some money at some point.

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

BUY THE DIP!

BUY THE DIP!

BUY THE DIP!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 19 hours ago

Chips AND dip yum!

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Ape together strong

[–] laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

Yes make my short position more money

[–] DangerNooble@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The knives, they be falling