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Hunter Biden challenges Trump's sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, to cage match (www.trtworld.com)

submitted 5 hours ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

What a stupid fucking timeline this is.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 55 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

And we're SURE this is real life? Really??? THIS is real life????

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 14 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Or is this just fantasy?

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Caught in a landslide

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No escape from reality...

[–] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Open your eyes

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Look up to the skies

[–] pantfancy@sopuli.xyz 2 points 59 minutes ago

And see

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I know it isn't the story but how the fuck is Andrew Callaghan a "conservative commentator"?

[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah dude WTF. I had to check if the kid that did All Gas, No Breaks was a maga asshole now.

It seems he is not, just doing the hear out both parts kinda thing. Worth having a whole discussion over the details, really.

But he does have SA allegations so that's not great.

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I wasn't aware of SA allegations. I thought he was called out for being pushy with someone, apologized, and then went to rehab be cause he realized he had a drinking problem. I may not know the full story

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 hours ago

Who even knows anymore

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Every time I go to fact check this stuff because it has to be a joke it turns out to be true. I think I must be in the upside down.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

There's no upside in this timeline.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Place your bets now!

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago

I bet it never happens.

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 hours ago

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 hours ago

WTF, does the winner get to be crowned next King President?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Seems unfair. Two versus one?

I vote for Cornpop to be allowed to fight on Biden's side.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

2v1 is the only way this fight could be fair. If hunter is ripping lines off a hookers ass he could take the entire family on at once.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

That would be awesome actually

[–] Critical_Drinking@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

He's gotta watchout if they go for his jugular with their bonespurs.

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 hours ago

All that once or one at a time. (Bruce Lee quotes from a movie.)

[–] SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I heard there's some kind of event happening at the white house. Maybe they will be so gracious as to add them their event.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

No, it was the Waffle House.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

"Idiot says idiot shit on idiot platform" ftfy