And we're SURE this is real life? Really??? THIS is real life????
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality...
Open your eyes
I know it isn't the story but how the fuck is Andrew Callaghan a "conservative commentator"?
Yeah dude WTF. I had to check if the kid that did All Gas, No Breaks was a maga asshole now.
It seems he is not, just doing the hear out both parts kinda thing. Worth having a whole discussion over the details, really.
But he does have SA allegations so that's not great.
I wasn't aware of SA allegations. I thought he was called out for being pushy with someone, apologized, and then went to rehab be cause he realized he had a drinking problem. I may not know the full story
Every time I go to fact check this stuff because it has to be a joke it turns out to be true. I think I must be in the upside down.
There's no upside in this timeline.
That would be awesome actually
Who even knows anymore
Place your bets now!
I bet it never happens.
Seems unfair. Two versus one?
I vote for Cornpop to be allowed to fight on Biden's side.
2v1 is the only way this fight could be fair. If hunter is ripping lines off a hookers ass he could take the entire family on at once.
WTF, does the winner get to be crowned next King President?
He's gotta watchout if they go for his jugular with their bonespurs.
All that once or one at a time. (Bruce Lee quotes from a movie.)
I heard there's some kind of event happening at the white house. Maybe they will be so gracious as to add them their event.
No, it was the Waffle House.
"Idiot says idiot shit on idiot platform" ftfy