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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 20 seconds ago

“I would like to hear how you would explain to my children what you’re supposed to be.”

The same way Lady Gaga responded when asked what she meant by disco stick.

"It's a penis."

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 17 points 1 hour ago

Free Aunt Tifa!

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 47 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Good luck getting a conviction from a jury. It should have already been tossed on the lack of merits by a judge. The encounter should have never been initiated by police.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] andyburke@fedia.io 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The first amendment applies in every state.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 3 points 58 minutes ago

Yes, but the comment was about juror pools.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 31 points 3 hours ago

I can't wait for discovery.

What a dick.