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[–] maxalmonte14@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Honestly, we have to give props to Japan for trying stuff nobody else even thought of before.

[–] glasratz@feddit.org 4 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago)

You mean they found an animal or object that hasn't yet had its own dating sim?

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 49 minutes ago

So… it’s the most realistic dating sim ever?

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 17 points 2 hours ago

How are we supposed to write satire?!?!?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

👉 👈 🥺

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 hours ago

That cockroach ist ripped

[–] markz@suppo.fi 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Sounds abort right you mean