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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago

ask nancy reagan shes known as the throat goat in hollywood.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Damn good blowing

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 30 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Now you suck a mighty fine pecker, toots
But give the devil his due
I bet a dildo of gold against your soul, I suck dicks better than you.

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago

Georgia Went Down on the Devil, what a classic.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Nah, just want a fiddle.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

"Golly, that's swell!"

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

imagine giving a guy a head job in the fifties and the cops rush in and arrest you for the crime of sodomy

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine you give your husband a mouthie at night, then you get up and crawl into your separate bed

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Hot take: separate beds are the way to go. You can push them together for more space if you want. But most of the time they are apart to facilitate sleeping.

And I like cuddling. I like falling asleep with someone in my arms. But I do not like 30 minutes later when my arm is asleep and I want to roll over, and then they are taking up 3/4 of the bed the whole night and are stealing the blankets. So: separate beds.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Absolutely saying this the next time I get a BJ. Joking and laughing is a nice thing while doing nice things. Don't have a partner ATM and I maybe saying this during a night one stand isn't the best idea, we'll see.

I also really want to figure out a version for Cunnilingus, would love if someone better than me at creative word use could help out.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 6 points 6 hours ago

Have her say, "Jeeze Louise, (M137), your pie-hole really baked my clam!"

[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 32 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Sitting here on lemmy scrolling doom after doom and thinking, “Why am I doing this to myself?” And then this comes along and makes me giggle uncontrollably for 5 minutes and it’s clear that this is the gold I was sifting for.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 4 points 6 hours ago

That and one day there will be a fedi meetup, and I'll find your pecker quite chippy.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 71 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

Guy in the picture is 23 btw

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 34 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Woman in picture is 15, probably.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

More like 40 and 30.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

You made me look it up since it looked crazy. Im guessing its Lloyd Bridges as everyone here keeps asking? If so the earliest film credits i see would put him at 28. Kind of glad this is not true, i knew old ppl looked old but this one just scared me!

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This is what happens to people when they don't live with their parents until they are 30.

Best stay home, look after the collectibles (jeez, they're not toys mum!) for as long as possible, just to be safe.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 27 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

Pretty sure it was all the cigarette smoke prematurely aging people

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago

Lloyd Bridges is 40 in this picture. He was born in 1913 and this is from a 1953 film... Mostly what makes him look old here is his haircut.

[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

And the alcohol, and the dehydration, and the stress, and the malnutrition, and the smog, and the chemicals before environmental law caught up.

But the stress really got to them

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

buncha wars too.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Also lack of sunscreen. For men, general lack of self care altogether. Not like it was better for women because cosmetics were literally toxic and, well, solely cosmetic. We're aware of so many more harms now and have the knowledge and means to avoid them in a way we really haven't before.. It's so dramatic and encompassing it's tough to overstate

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

All the lead didn't help. And the playing with mercury in school. Actually, there was lead involved there, too, as I remember my dad telling me about how they'd put a piece of lead in their cup of mercury to see that it floated.

Also had a science teacher clarify that it was mercury oxide that made playing with mercury so dangerous, with the anecdote of knowing someone who tried to commit suicide by drinking a large amount of mercury, but then only ended up with the shits (and probably a few less IQ points from the mercury oxide vapours he would have inhaled while drinking it).

Edit: oh, also the wars probably helped age people faster and no idea when this was filmed but he could have fought in either war and started acting after.

10 years ago I watched the movie Lovelace starring Amanda Seyfried about the porno, Deep Throat. I'd never seen the original so after watching the movie I looked it up. The real Linda Lovelace looked like she was at least in her mid-30s but she was about 23.

Cigarettes will do that to a person

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[–] devaly@ani.social 56 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

OP spends half of his day imagining how it would be to suck boomers

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

That's a lie I spend like 60 to seventy percent of my day thinking about boners

Edit:boomers! Disregard

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 52 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 27 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You and Nancy Regan have at least one thing in common.

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[–] M137@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

Applause to both of you, actual laughing happened.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I think these two were pre-boomers, as by the time boomers were that age, it would have been in colour.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

hair cake day

[–] Anahkiasen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

worth it if it's to come up with banger insults like "suck a pecker toots" that shit just rolls off the tongue

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[–] YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world 33 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I mean what are you supposed to do? Its either that or getting lobotomized.

[–] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

She's hysterical, I say!

-He said

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 22 points 13 hours ago

He picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 13 hours ago

"By this time, your lungs are probably aching for air!"

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Like a menthol KOOL ™️

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