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[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

that was the joke but i guess it needed an explainer to be top comment 🀷

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

The sentient no one asked for.

The answer is that they all spew a bunch of bullshit

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t insult anal beads by comparing them to copilot.

[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact, this logo ans name was designed by a Nordic developer, for Anal Lyst translating to Anal Desire

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

lyst and lust probably have same root word πŸ€”, i shall spell it as analust for now on

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At work we once had a memo begging people to stop using "anal" as shorthand for analysis/analyser when naming things in the codebase (anal_res being a favourite)

Literally 1984

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice overβ€” an analyst and a therapist

[–] camembear@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Cumquat on my Cocktail

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 1 month ago

Anything to make my work day a little bit more kinky.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

The designer must have just pulled that icon out of their ass.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don’t even know what to do with all the previous set of β€œagent” crap and they’re already making new ones. So much slop.

[–] Una@europe.pub 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can now create a podcast from a PDF!

A screenshot from Adobe Acrobat showing the toolbar which includes the following options:Edit a PDFGenerated Podcast [New]Create PDF SpaceExport a PDFCreate a PDF

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Finally, something to do with all those public domain works I downloaded from internet archive! /s

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is it my browser tabs and file names always truncate at β€œAnal…”?

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

Why is it you only notice the fact when it's truncated like that?

[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There is one for Teams that looks like a sperm gummy worm. I think it is supposed to be for summarizing meetings. Maybe it is supposed to be a mic, because it listens to the recordings.

Maybe it's AnAI bead.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

oh, no, honey

those are sounding beads

[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

I mean, it's almost anal lust so...

[–] lemmysmash@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

That's because you can shove both of them up your ass.

[–] DERRALEXANO@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Analyst πŸ€“ Researcher πŸ—Ώ

[–] PolarPirate@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's below the scrotal hernia so at least it's anatomically accurate.

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The difference being anal beads are actually useful

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago
[–] bold_omi@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago