GalacticSushi

This is happening as Russia is actively feeding intelligence to Iran so they can kill even more Americans in a war no Americans wanted or asked for that we're fighting on behalf of Israel. Way to go, MAGA, your America first, no more wars, president of peace is knocking it outta the park.

Would the Trump administration lie?

We will release the Epstein files

I have the Epstein files on my desk

All of the files have already been released

There are no files, never were

There are files but they exonerate everyone on our side and implicate all of our opponents. No you can't see them, just trust us bro.

Why are you still talking about the Epstein files?

The files are a democrat hoax.... But they still exonerate Trump somehow

Okay here's the files, but Trump isn't in there once.

Okay we removed the 10,000 mentions of trump that we missed.

Stop talking about this, Dow is over 50k!

World War III is no time to discuss the Epstein files

You're absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That's on me, and in the future I'll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

Just let me know what you'd like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

I don't know what you're talking about, I'm obviously not gonna steal anything. Sure, accidents happen from time to time. The supermarket decided to replace their cashiers with self checkout operated by random non-employees, after all. If I happen to ring up filet mignon as a Roma tomato, I think that's just the inevitable result of outsourcing your labor to untrained civilians with no incentive to accurately do the job .

Friendly Takeover

Somebody grab my EpiPen, I'm allergic to oxymorons!

Was it an actual doctor at the blood donation place? Usually it's just a phlebotomist or nurse. They typically don't need a doctor just to draw blood.

But yeah, if you're taking way more than needed it can be damaging but at or below the normal dosage should be fine.

All people are equal, but some people (in this case, the corporate entries that are objectively not people) are more equal than others