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[–] knightly@pawb.social 38 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I'd work for Lockheed.

Well.., "work" is a strong word. I'd cash their checks for as long as it takes them to realize I'm only pretending to work and fire me. XD

Unless it was like, weather satellites or some other non-military space tech. I'd probably actually do that but I'd be conflicted about it.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

You'd be a perfect fit as a military analyst. Those people make noncredibledefense look positively proficient.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago

only pretending to work

military analyst

noncredibledefense

those aren't the same thing?

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