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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)

More accurate to say "several overlapping cabals trying to expand their own fifedoms"

"Fife"doms aside, it should be thiefdoms

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

I spell bad a lot, but I'm keeping my typo as-is so this makes sense in the future, as it made me laugh.

[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

No no, those are fife drums

[–] x0x7@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Woah man. That's what conspiracy theorists argue.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

Nah, they think it's only one, and then oscillate between Bilderberg, the Knights Templar, and the Illuminati.

IRL, there's a Venn diagram of 3 to 7 wealthy Cool Kids groups that all compete for influence and money. They're generally not even that secretive about it other than Peter Thiel.