samus12345

Having shitty luck helps, too.

Stick a fork in each end and eat it like corn on the cob.

Now there's a Black Mirror episode with true horror!

Counterpoint: the dumb people could have them as well.

"I always though it was weird how none of the people on the track just roll out of the way, since they're not tied to anything."

rolls out of the way

Nobody in that video looked in the least bit afraid, just annoyed.

Abyss = what you follow Illidan into

The picture is actually a moth, not a butterfly.

Allowing the government to be taken over by fascists makes any "remembering" of horrific events pretty meaningless anyway. In the context of government, not individuals.

It protects PornHub from litigation, though.

The choices are using an established corporate platform with all the enshittification that inherently includes, deal with some friction from using an alternative federated platform as a tradeoff of avoiding that crap, or just stop using social media altogether. I really don't recommend the first, but the second and third are both valid options.