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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 67 points 1 day ago (17 children)

His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Why not dip your hand in the water also? What was the issue with doing that?

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You still wouldn't get the bits of ankle covered by the fingers

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Could've just tossed his ass in, he'd be invincible, he'd manage...

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 7 points 18 hours ago

Oh no, those are exactly the kind of twists the ancient Greeks loved: invincible doesnt mean unable to drown.

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