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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 14 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 21 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago

Only throw, no take.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 16 hours ago

Inject those beans straight in the brain

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Idk, but when I do something and my number for that thing gets big it helps me forget what a failure I am for a few seconds. So it works the same as reddit karma.

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Have some Lemmy gold kind stranger 🥇

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Hey dude, sending you love for who you are. Take it! ❤️‍🔥

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I really appreciate it. I'll probably just sell it for drugs, though.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Drugs is your failure, then, you mean?

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

God no, drugs are the only thing I'm great at. Well, drugs and spouting bullshit.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Then what makes you such a failure, in your mind? If you want to share, of course.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

ADHD and a primary coping mechanism of avoidance, which can lead to not opening mail because it might be something bad and then feeling awful about it endlessly. Not just the mail, but the mountain of things that should be tiny that seem to build up every few hours until I eat a but of chemicals, forget it all exists, and sometimes think I'm a crocodile for a few hours or get lost in an endless series of corridors in my shower because I turned the light off and got turned around.

Just the usual.