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Invest in opening a chain of actually good pizza restaurants in San Francisco.
I have always maintained that my concept for a pizza restaurant would work. It's called Send Pizza. It has an app with one big button, that says Send Pizza. If you press that button, they will send you a pizza. No menu, no options, no customisation .
Each day, there is a different type of pizza. If you want pizza, that's the one you can have. If you don't want that type of pizza, you don't ask for pizza from us. Vegetarian pizzas on Monday, Wednesday and Sunday.
Want three pizzas? Press button 3 times.
No more drunk decision fatigue or bickering over what sort of pizza. No more messed up orders. Simple, fast production line, because each day, staff are only making one kind of pizza, all day.
Wake up. Hungry. Send pizza.