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[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 100 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I constantly remind myself of the George Carlin(I think) quote:

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that.”

Also important to remember Douglas Adams (when underestimating stupid people):

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”

Have gotten to post that one twice this week!

[–] Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago

While I don't disagree with this in principal, it's important to distinguish between stupidity and ignorance. Most people don't know about OSes because they've never needed to learn more than how to do basic tasks, and so are ignorant of how they work, what alternatives are out there, and why someone might choose one. This is very different to being incapable of those technicalities if shown a good reason to do so.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always think about the effort to create a bear proof trash can in Yosemite that gave us the phrase “there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and the dumbest tourist”.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's easy enough to design and even build a bear proof garbage can. So long as you are OK with locking out 90% of the users.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

gotta add the babbage classic :

On two occasions I have been asked, — "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" In one case a member of the Upper, and in the other a member of the Lower, House put this question. I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

[–] homosapien@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

those are modern techbros now

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That sounds like my ex colleague. He could not comprehend people typing non numbers into his input boxes on his little application and I had to break thing à down for him. He actually got upset over it. "It asks for a positive, integer value. What's unclear about that? Why would you type text in?"
sigh

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

uses the word "integer" in a communication with the user

Oh honey...

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Right? The guy was a 40yo engineer. A real nerd's nerd. This might explain that :,D

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's a feedback loop, if you make the universe idiot proof people don't feel the need to stop being idiots.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

If history is any lesson, the universe will win.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2006/08/security_is_a_t.html

"There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”

[–] Seralth@piefed.seralth.com 4 points 1 week ago

Adams was truly a modern philosopher of great note.