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Whenever I talk to not terminally online people (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by VegOwOtenks@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

gotta add the babbage classic :

On two occasions I have been asked, — "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" In one case a member of the Upper, and in the other a member of the Lower, House put this question. I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

[–] homosapien@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

those are modern techbros now

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That sounds like my ex colleague. He could not comprehend people typing non numbers into his input boxes on his little application and I had to break thing à down for him. He actually got upset over it. "It asks for a positive, integer value. What's unclear about that? Why would you type text in?"
sigh

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

uses the word "integer" in a communication with the user

Oh honey...

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Right? The guy was a 40yo engineer. A real nerd's nerd. This might explain that :,D