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Astonishingly, the private keys were 4, 56, 66, 115, 155, 156, 230, 237.

exploiting compromised certificates requires an active adversary-in-the-middle attack, meaning the attacker must act as a proxy between two TLS parties and receive encrypted traffic, decrypt it, reencrypt it, and send it to the other party. Such capabilities, in some cases, are usually limited to only the most well-resourced attackers. People with control of a local network—at a coffee shop, university, or other organization—face much less of a challenge.

https://emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com/

Xkcd 221: int getRandomNumber() { return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll. guaranteed to be random. }

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[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Oof. Good that nobody installs software that is only secured by TLS certificates!

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I don't even know what TLS certificates are.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Okay, the other comment was actually pretty funny. But this one's a serious answer.

Transport Layer Security protocol is a way to share secrets. Basically, it's the lock on your airport luggage. All your personal items--regardless of how trivial or treasured--are secured with the same lock.

When you send an e-mail, your computer puts a lock on it that has been signed with your private key. It's sent to a recipient, who can unlock it with their own key. There's a complicated exchange of keys and ciphers called a 'handshake' that happens when a website is loaded on your computer, or an e-mail is received. A TLS certificate basically proves you are who you say you are, and that your website is trustworthy.

The really big problem is that apparently someone has been using hilariously bad luggage combination locks on some of the most important secrets on the internet, and now they can freely make copies of some really important keys. It's a really big deal, and it means that someone who wants to steal that luggage (like a hacker looking for passwords to your bank account) can just pretend to be a luggage handler, and take what they want.

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 1 points 52 minutes ago* (last edited 51 minutes ago)

and now they can freely make copies of some really important keys^*

* Communications, which could be you logging in into your banking account. The attacker would be able to see your banking password, for example. Or it could replace a software update your laptop is receiving with malware. A manipulated WLAN router in a cafe or an airport could do that.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Total lozenge suck certificates protect your throat from possibly fatal pathogens by coating the surface of your throat in PFAS. Anything that comes in contact with it simply slides off, goes into your stomach, and gets converted into diarrhea.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Is this the OG poem for your sprig?

Omg!!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Definitely not. This one doesn't do poetry

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

That comment above is poetry.

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Epp@lemmus.org 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

It was a username on another site, a while ago. They wrote in poems. Nice stuff.

Someone has commandeered their name here on the fediverse; or so it seems.

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Lol this guy doesn't know sprog.