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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 123 points 1 day ago (5 children)

As a tall woman, this lady is self esteem inspirational.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 39 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

As a tall woman, even taller women are the best

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I get so excited when I see one. I was bullied a lot and it's nice not to associate height with negativity, other women living their best life is as positive as it gets

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Yeah I've got a complicated relationship with my height and size in general. Like on one hand it amplifies a lot of the crap I deal with being trans, and it's always so awkward being a head taller than every other woman in a room, and I find myself trying to make myself smaller, but on the other hand I'm barely taller than my mom and some of my old friends from growing up are tall enough they had to be tested for gigantism as kids so I've got so many positive associations with height, and my wife really likes my height

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

As a small dude, I feel like I have no shot with tall women

Edit: bruh what am I saying, I barely have a shot with any women

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 5 points 12 hours ago

My wife is taller than me. You've just got to find your match.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm 5'3 and my wife is closer to 5'10. My wife is quite charming and attractive whilst I have a huge personality.

Awful joke that scarcely carries into text aside, it's possible to date successfully as a short man. You just have to have things to offer, then find someone who values those things. Having really excellent things, like fantastic conversational skills and personality, well-developed or unique personal interests, or a monster condom that you use for your magnum dong, helps immensely.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago

That's pretty cool. You give me much encouragement sir, cause I am around your height. I just have like negative rizz, not sure how to work on that.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 44 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I'm six foot and my husband is 5'9, we've been together over 20 years. There's always a shot, believe you're a short king and women will believe in you. Confidence > everything else. You'll find your person.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 54 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

5'9"

short king

That'd be a medium, so a duke at best.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 15 hours ago

You're lucky if that's the medium in your country. In my country the average for men is 6 ft exactly. Being 5'10" I'm actually quite short. Which is also reason #128 why I'm not on Tinder anymore lmao, I don't look super short in real life but when every fifth non-bot Tinder profile says "little boys under 180 cm can swipe left", you kind of lose motivation when you're a centimeter or two short of the benchmark.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 7 points 20 hours ago

I meant the person I was replying to, he implied that he's short

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bearoftheisle@europe.pub 1 points 12 hours ago

I know we said short but i don't think they meant 20 inches

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 21 hours ago

Thanks homie, I suppose I gotta be confident with myself and find some rizz somewhere

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 20 hours ago

🤔 probably a fetish but.. Call me

[–] arak@lemmy.today 7 points 20 hours ago

visit japan and you can recreate this

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 11 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 20 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

That's a lot of feet but how tall?

[–] Kenny4tunes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Also, please send pictures of said feet

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

"What's the matter? You said in your dating profile you had a foot fetish!" As she skitters after him

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 10 points 20 hours ago

Hah, I hung out with a group of friends who were friends with a couple girls on the volleyball team in college, and one girl was 6'5!! Dude, she was so attractive, fit, and had a good personality + sense of humor. I can only imagine a lot of guys struggled to muster up the courage to talk to her.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 10 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Nice! I'm 6' myself, and a girl caught me by surprise one time after we meet up early on in the Tinder days (when it was more innocent). Anyway, she was 6' AND had 2-3" heels on too! It's not often a girl is taller than me, but it was so attractive, she was so shy or self conscious about it. I reassured her I knew she said she was tall and had nothing to worry about!

Dinner was great, she was great, but she didn't like being taller than me (that night at least). Nothing more came of it, but I could tell she was slightly uncomfortable about the whole thing, and I paid her honest compliments to try to put her at ease.

Last we talked, she dated a guy 6'4. Oh well, hope she's doing alright these days.

[–] MangoCat@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Long before Tinder I matched / went on a date with a heavier woman who had obvious issues with her size. Not sure what she was trying to do, but apparently f a t was her trigger word, she instantly dissolved in a pool of irreconcilable tears. I made it clear I had no problem with the size, found her attractive as she was - even before saying the trigger word, but the fragility and deep lack of self esteem was more than I could handle.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah I feel like you need to be confident in yourself before you start dating. You can't make your happiness dependent on someone else. It's not fair on them and it's dangerous for you.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 17 hours ago

It's too bad she couldn't push past it.

[–] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 11 points 21 hours ago

Nice...

Mrs. Shovel is also 6 ft. Tall girls are gorgeous